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elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:51:21 -0400

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

high-blogging: fucking ellen

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:26:47 -0400

high-blogging:

fucking ellen

utiomickey: Utiomickey: Selma Hayek

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:23:26 -0400

utiomickey:

Utiomickey:

Selma Hayek

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positivelynoteworthy: Nastya (via Kseniya Segina)

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:40:40 -0400

positivelynoteworthy:

Nastya (via Kseniya Segina)

yummysoftandstunning: Tags || Main||HD||soft||cum||bbc||bang

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:36:26 -0400

yummysoftandstunning:

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stoleyourgirlfriendand: perrydaplatypus404: “Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—” “This...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:27:04 -0400

stoleyourgirlfriendand:

perrydaplatypus404:

“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”

“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”

“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”

“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”

“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”

“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:45:26 -0400

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:00:38 -0400

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:51:42 -0400

feminismordeath: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:41:42 -0400

feminismordeath:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia [Julia Gillard] kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [x]

I want her to be my Prime Minister

Oh, yeah. One more thing. She’s an atheist… She can be my prime minister any day of the week

carelesslyanonomous: 46 AND DOES NOT LOSE HER BEAUTY…SO JEALOUS

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:39:11 -0400

carelesslyanonomous:

46 AND DOES NOT LOSE HER BEAUTY…SO JEALOUS

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:58:29 -0400

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shrimpwonder: chachipistachis: welovestopmotion: The History...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:05:56 -0400

shrimpwonder:

chachipistachis:

welovestopmotion:

The History of Typography by Ben Barrett-Forrest

damn son

This was wonderful.

etsy: Summer Owens: Fine Art Photography. We’re digging the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:59:10 -0400

etsy:

Summer Owens: Fine Art Photography. We’re digging the snakes.